Thursday, 2 July 2009

The Angels are #1 in ESPN The Magazine's Ultimate Franchise Ranking

This article appears in the July 13 issue of ESPN The Magazine.

In the year since The Magazine last calculated its Ultimate Standings, the world has gone to hell in a handbasket. Banks have collapsed, markets have crashed, millions of Americans have lost their homes, and millions more have lost jobs. Many sports teams spent the past decade squeezing customers for every last dollar; they suddenly find themselves scrambling to create new ways to connect with fans.

Our Standings rank all 122 MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL franchises by how much they give back to fans for all the emotion, money and time fans invest in their favorite teams. This year, the rankings are more important than ever. The downturn has left fans with less money to spend, driving them away from expensive sports events. It has also increased demand for value. To fans who can afford only one or two games per year, every busting-ass-to-first sprint on a grounder means a lot. So do a fast-moving hot dog line and players who are quick to visit a children's hospital. The Los Angeles Angelsare No. 1 in our Ultimate Standings because they understand the importance of value, performance and effort -- and did so long before the recession hit.

Our Standings combine results from fan surveys and from analyses of how efficiently teams use the money fans spend (see our methodologyhere). This year the Angels excelled at both parts of that test. Fans love the experience of going to Angels games, in particular the friendliness that extends from ticket takers to food vendors to parking lot attendants (Fan Relations: No. 8; Stadium Experience: 16). Even more, they love the 75 promotions in 81 home dates this year, with giveaways ranging from Rally Monkey banks to nacho chip platters to Bobby Grich replica jerseys.

Tickets to root-root-root for the 2009 Halos cost an average of just $20.05, and the total fan cost to attend an Angels game is the fifth lowest in MLB and 32% less than it costs to attend a Dodgers game. The team also has low-cost parking and concessions and the least-expensive caps in all of sports. Yet the Angels aren't luring fans to the park on the cheap out of necessity: Since the start of the 2007 season, they've won 232 games (Bang for the Buck: 6), more than any MLB team except the Red Sox.

On the field, manager Mike Scioscia (Coaching: 5) has instilled a hard-charging, take-every-extra-base style of play (Players: 14). "Hiring Mike in 2000 was really a turning point," says GM Tony Reagins. "He's helped make sure that down to the lowest levels, we teach the concept of doing little things very well. Our scouts look for players who are a good fit with our style. Our player development people teach them year after year what we expect. And once they come up, that's how they play." Statheads carp that the Angels don't focus enough on on-base percentage or hitting for power. But their knack for identifying talent, executing Sciosciaball and developing good pitchers has the Angels in pennant contention virtually every year (Title Track: tied for No. 1).

The Angels are owned by Arte Moreno, a Vietnam War enlistee, Little League coach and former billboard magnate. Before he bought the team in 2003, the franchise was so moribund that it had once received revenue-sharing payments from MLB despite playing in the nation's second-largest metropolitan area. Now a whole team of smiling, red-shirted, halo-A'd employees pitches in to draw families to the ballpark -- and the Angels have drawn at least 3.3 million fans every year since 2004, never finishing lower than second in AL attendance. "We all come from sales," says team president Dennis Kuhl, who has worked with Moreno for more than 30 years. "We'll try discounting tickets; we'd rather fill a seat for some money than leave it empty. We really believe that promotions drive attendance. And we want a dad to be able to buy something for his kid, like a T-shirt, for under $10."

Kevork Djansezian/Getty ImagesDespite a slow start by the Angels -- and Vlad -- attendance has dropped a mere 234 fannies per game, and the Halos are back in contention in the West.

Yet for all the Angels' commitment to customer service, no team is immune from the tragedies of everyday life. For the Angels, this season has been clouded by the early-season death of pitcherNick Adenhart and two serious fights among fans. On Opening Day, a fan died when he fell and hit his head after he was punched. And on June 24, an off-duty police officer shot two men during an altercation in the parking lot of Angel Stadium. Still, the concept of an "Angels way" dedicated to fans is Moreno's vision (Ownership: 11). "The fights were unfortunate but isolated incidents," says PR boss Tim Mead. "Everyone here, from our security guards, who work closely with the police, to ushers to food vendors, pays attention to detail to make this a family place to watch a ball game."

The team also spends money in creative ways to help build its brand. Moreno, who once told a reporter, "Leverage is the American way," was part of a group that paid $42 million for a powerful radio station. He renamed the station KLAA and began airing Angels games. Result: The team's popularity spread, and Moreno was able to land a local TV deal worth $50 million a year. The Angels also generate $26 million a year in stadium sponsorship revenues.

All of which is utterly opposite the anti-Midas touch exhibited by the owner of our last place team, the Los Angeles Clippers. That would be Donald Sterling, a billionaire Beverly Hills real estate baron who faces federal racial discrimination charges. For decades Sterling notoriously squeezed profits from the Clippers, who have been the biggest losers in pro sports (707—1,317) during his 25-year tenure as owner in LA. And the 2008-09 season was one of the most epic disasters in the Clippers' sorry history. Former No. 1 draft choice Elton Brand bolted for Philly;Eric Gordon injured his right ankle on the first day of training camp; Ricky Davis flunked a drug test; Al Thornton ate fast food for pregame meals; Baron Davis, a $65 million free agent who was wooed to the team (then abandoned) by Brand, succumbed to ulcers; former GM Elgin Baylor sued the franchise for racial and age discrimination (in a case separate from the federal charges Sterling is facing); and the team finished 19—63. Cue the locusts.

Noah Graham/Getty ImagesAfter a 19-63 record last year, the Clippers are hoping Blake Griffin won't go the way of some of their previous talented draftees (read: Lamar Odom).

As his organization spirals downward, Sterling can take comfort at least in the fact that coach/GM Mike Dunleavy and his players have raced even faster to the absolute bottom of fans' hearts (Coaching: 122; Players: 122; Ownership: 116). Yes, the Clippers did draft Blake Griffin -- and fans are already worried that Griffin will eventually follow in the footsteps of Lamar Odom, who launched his career as a Clipper, then headed for the life raft as soon as free agency beckoned.

Despite all that, the Clips have increased in value by an average of 12% a year since Sterling bought them in 1981 and are now worth $297 million, according toForbes. But here's the thing: The Angels have jumped in value by 19% a year since Moreno bought them and are already worth $509 million. It's hard to lose when you've got monopoly control over any territory in a league that shares billions of dollars a year in TV cash. But as the Angels, Colts, Red Wings, Steelers or any of the teams that perennially rank near the top of our Standings can tell you, to make big money, you've got to build an experience that fans believe in, enjoy and share.

It's an investment franchises can't afford not to make.


Peter Keating is a senior writer at ESPN The Magazine. Additional research was provided by Morty Ain, Jason Catania, Anna K. Clemmons, Andy Kamenetzky, Brian Kamenetzky, Eddie Matz and Doug Mittler.


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Friday, 26 June 2009

Top 5 Michael Jackson Songs of All Time


The fact that I can even assemble a list like this is testament to the prolific figure that Michael Jackson was in pop music. I've never owned one of his albums. Of the 4,547 songs on my iPod, not one of them is a Michael Jackson song (but I did have parachute pants in 1985, and really wanted a glitter glove).
The point is, Michael Jackson was so big in pop culture that one didn't even have to be a fan to recognize and participate in the global phenomena that was the King of Pop.

So here's my minimal tribute to Michael Jackson... a Top 5 greatest songs list:
  1. Billie Jean (1983): winner of two Grammy awards in 1984, this is the song that triggered MJ's success.
  2. Thriller (1983): the horror-sci-fi narrative music video was the most expensive video of its time, costing nearly $800,000 (equivalent to $1.4 million today), and is the title track to the bast selling album of all time.
  3. Beat It (1983): despite crass jokes about the meaning of the song, the lyrics are about defeat and courage.
  4. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough (1979): MJ's first solo Grammy from the Off the Wall album.
  5. Smooth Criminal (1987): the centerpiece of MJ's hour-long short film, Moonwalker (starring Joe Pesci), and inspiration for Sega Genesis arcade video game!

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Thoughts on the Me Generation v. Generation Me

(extended thought from blog post on the McKenzies page entitled Online Catharsis)

The baby-boomers were at one time thought to be the most self-absorbed generation in American history, and carried the label of the Me Generation. In recent years this title has been appropriated, twisted and reassigned to the babies of those same boomers - born in the 80s and 90s - now called Generation Me or the Look @ Me Generation.
Author Jean Twenge, an Associate Professor of Psychology at San Diego State University and herself a member of Generation Me - spent 10 years doing research on this group's sense of entitlement and self-absorption. She attributed it to the radical individualism that was engendered by baby-boomer parents and educators focused on instilling self-esteem in children beginning in the 1970s. American and Canadian youth were raised on aphorisms such as "express yourself" and "just be yourself."

To further illustrate her point, Twenge also found a large increase in self-reference words like "I," "me," "mine," and "myself" in news stories published in the 80s and 90s. These words replaced collective words such as "we," "us," "humanity," "country," or "crowd" found in the stories of similar nature in the 50s and 60s. This generation may be the least thoughtful, community-oriented and conscientious one in North American history.

-Information gathered from Adbusters Magazine, Nov/Dec 2008 - #80 - Volume 16, Number 6


Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Twitter Spoof Video


Kinda' makes you think twice about your next status update, huh?