Friday 29 June 2007

Our Television: R.I.P.

While watching TV during dinner this evening, it flickered strangely and clicked off. Upon trying to revive it, it just made a funny whizzing noise.
Remember when Truman walked through the door at the end of The Truman Show, thus ending the reality series that everyone watched? The viewers had this blank look on their faces that expressed, "Now what?" Well, that was me and Jasheen, "What are we supposed to do now? Talk?"
In fact, we use our TV for movies more than programming, and now that Jack Bauer has the off-season to decide whether to blow his brains out, jump off the cliff, or blow his brains out after jumping off the cliff... we find ourselves in a predicament. Have you priced televisions in the UK lately?

Thursday 28 June 2007

Angels hit a wall: Streaking Royals complete series sweep

Talk about a buzz-kill...
After winning nine straight series and finishing off that run with a series sweep of the Pirates, the Angels returned home, where they had the best record in the league (Milwaukee now has the best home record by half a game), and proceeded to get swept by the last place team in the AL. And they didn't just get swept. The Royals, winners of four straight, beat them down by a series score of 18-7. The Angels hadn't been swept at home since Seattle won three straight in June of last season.
The Angels had matched a franchise record winning nine consecutive series. You'd think the record setting 10th was a given, but the Angels ran into a brick wall.

Tuesday 26 June 2007

Two Weeks in the Life of... My Hair




It all started with a simple desire to buzz my head for the summer months. Then, Jasheen said, "I've never seen you with any other color hair. Let's dye it!" Then she said, "I think I'm over the color. It's pretty much the worst I've ever seen you. Let's shave it off." The latest comment is, "Please grow your hair back and never shave it off again."

And that's the story of two weeks in the life of my hair.

*Cryptic self-portraits courtesy of... self. I'm not that hard, but a shaved dome just brings the inner thug out!

Monday 25 June 2007

Power Rankings Got It Wrong!

Sorry, but I just gotta' say that the ESPN MLB Power Rankings got it wrong this week. I'm not suggesting that Boston doesn't deserve to be considered as baseball's best team, but there hasn't been significant enough disparity in the play between the Angels and the Red Sox for the Sox to leap-frog ahead of the Angels from the #3 spot to the #1 spot. Yes, Boston went 5-1 last week and the Angels went 4-2. Wow... that IS a huge reason for the considerable ascent, eh?
The Angels have won nine straight series in a row - seven this month, finishing today with a a series sweep of Pittsburgh. They're 22 games over .500 (as is Boston). They're 8-2 in their last 10 games (Boston is 7-3), they currently have the most wins in baseball (49), and are way out in front with the best home record in the bigs (29-10). They lead Boston in runs scored (389-370); they lead Boston in team hits (755-679); they lead Boston in RBIs (365-352); and they lead Boston in team batting average (.292-.273).
Boston is playing well, there's no doubt about it. But to jump from #3 to #1 after such minimal disparity is not right.
I know these power rankings mean nothing and that it all comes down to who wins when it counts, but you always want your boys to get the respect they deserve.

Friday 22 June 2007

(Un)Hip-Hop

If you look at any prominent industry in popular culture today you can see the affect the pursuit of money has had on the quality of that industry's product. Sports has been affected as athletes jump from team to team chasing the biggest contracts, diminishing fans' loyalties and ultimately the general publics' interest in that sport. The film industry has been affected as production companies trade quality for quantity as they pump out film after film, relying on star-power and special effects rather than exceptional screen writing, acting or directing. And the Hip-Hop music industry has certainly been affected as the artists and the producers of these artists have sold out (a common term in the music industry) to the insatiable appetite for money that they so frequently rap about.

Without alluding to too much statistical data, I was reading an article a few days ago in USA Today that listed some changing trends in the music industry. Rap sales are down 33% from 2006, twice the decline for the industry overall. Five years ago rap ruled the musical roost. Eminem's album The Eminem Show was the runaway best-selling album that year with 7.6 million copies. Since then, no rap album has sold well.

In 2003, 50 Cent ruled the charts. Three years later? High School Musical. In the past year, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg,, Diddy and NaS have released albums, but only those by Jay-Z and Ludacris have even sold 1 million copies.

So why the massive drop in public interest and sales? Industry analysts suggest a range of factors including marketing strategies that have de-emphasized album sales in favor of selling less-lucrative single songs and short versions of those singles as ringtones.

I'm inclined to think it might be something else. I actually believe that today's savvy listeners are tiring of rappers emphasis on the 'gangsta' lifestyle/attitudes, and violent tales of street life and rampant, conspicuous consumption of 'the chronic.' Who really cares anymore? In the early 90s Gangsta Rap was music's radical newcomer reflecting the truth about life in the 'hood, especially from the perspective of poor and marginalized urban youths. Now it's a multi-billion dollar product.

It's rap's very success... it's transition from the Bronx block parties where it originated, to its Top 40 chart domination... that presents its biggest challenge. How do they stay authentically rooted in the environment they grew up in, while driving a Bentley with diamond-encrusted knobs and Louis Vuitton custom leather seats? And if they do discard the ghetto lifestyle of their past for triumphant stories of their successful transcendence, how long will listeners really care about their bling, their chronic, or their dubs?

The simple fact is this: you just can't be a commercial gangsta. Snoop Dogg endorses Pony sneakers; 50 Cent peddles grape flavored vitamin water. Fifteen years ago thugs were shooting kids to steal their sneakers. Now those same thugs have massive contracts to sell those sneakers... all legal and $#!+. And who in the hell is 50 Cent selling vitamin water too? Who drinks vitamin water??? Perhaps I've been out of the States for too long, but have 40oz bottles of malt liquor been replaced by 1 liter bottles of fruit flavored vitamin water? The mainstream business approach that's been taken by people who made a career out of bucking the system has drained creativity and credibility from an industry genre that desperately needs both.

Part of hip-hop's attraction has been the assumed authenticity of its lyrics and artists, but now many of today's listeners believe that so much of what's out there is orchestrated, fabricated and pre-packaged. Like many other industries, hip-hop has established a formula for success and now artists are simply trying to duplicate what's already proven successful.

Rap pioneer, KRS-One, bluntly explains, "The music is garbage. What has happened over the past few years is that we've traded art for money, simple and plain, and the public's not stupid."

Hip-hop artist, NaS, decried rap's lack of originality on his album Hip Hop Is Dead:

"Everybody sound the same, commercialize the game / Reminiscin' when it wasn't all business / They forgot where it started / So we all gather here for the dearly departed."


Hip-Hop used to be music with a message. Public Enemy's Chuck D described it as "the CNN of black culture," encompassing everything from parties to politics. Now hip-hop is a multi-billion dollar part of mainstream culture, influencing fashion, lifestyles and language, selling everything from SUVs to personal computers. One could argue that these artists (misogynists glorifying racism and violence) are simply making good on their own success, but the problem is they're still selling 'ghetto' while appearing on MTV's Cribs.

It all boils down to authenticity. Rappers are still trying to capitalize on the street cred they may have legitimately earned in years past, but it's hard to captivate an audience when you're a multi-millionaire sporting a diamond covered handgun pendant spitting lyrics about life in the 'hood.

Rap may not be dead, but it's significantly weakened, in part by its own doing. The strategy of pushing singles to sell albums has backfired in the digital age. Why spend $19.99 on a mediocre complete album when you can download the album's two good songs for 99-cents each? Rap's early pioneers like Grandmaster Flash, Public Enemy and LL Cool J touched on humor, politics, ghetto life and the realities of their surroundings. Today rap has degenerated from an art form into a ringtone. And that's where the backlash is coming from.

Hip-hop must reinvent itself if it's going to survive. It needs to start addressing the current issues society is facing. There's only so much bling, hos and chronic the public can take.

And a word to the industry (from an unqualified rep): reinventing itself does not mean diluting the product by jumping on whatever Top 40 genre is hot right now. Hip-hop is hip-hop. Jumping on the Gwen Stefani train is not reinventing yourself. It's self-preservation; it's trying to stay afloat.

Thursday 21 June 2007

Book Review: A Tale of Three Kings

A Tale of Three Kings: A Study in Brokenness - Gene Edwards

One glance at the back cover and I wondered, "Why haven't I read this yet???"

"Many Christians have experienced pain, loss, and heartache at the hands of other believers. To those believers, this compelling story offers comfort, healing and hope."

This story addresses those facing the pain and brokenness that result from unfair treatment by other believers, and promises to provide encouragement through this powerful story about David, Saul, and Absalom.

This book is a very insightful retrospective examining the contrast in character quality found in three Old Testament kings: Saul, David and Absalom. You may be familiar with the story of these three kings (found in 1 & 2 Samuel), and you'll be surprised at how relevant the lessons learned from these character studies are today.

Reviewing how David coped with an insane king that tried to kill him, and a vain, narcissistic son that tried to usurp him (both of which nearly succeeded), is an amazing study in God's love, grace and wisdom.

But keep in mind, this IS a case study in brokenness. This is next-level-faith type stuff. The patience, surrender, reverence for God and faith in His will that David displays in these situations is not easily attained or executed. In fact, it's completely counterintuitive to how we (and those around us) may expect us to behave.

At the same time, the revelations that wash over you as you read this book and the profound perspective this story can offer you will likely change your life. As Edwards says himself, you may not like the questions this book raises, and you'll probably like the answers even less, but this book is a must-read for anyone interested in any kind of leadership in Kingdom-minded service.

Saturday 16 June 2007

Film Review: Ocean's 13


Let me begin by giving this film its rating first. Ocean's 13 gets a 7.5 on entertainment value alone. Probably the best aspect of this film lies with the interplay between the main characters. This film succeeds thanks to its star-power. George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon are captivating together on-screen. It adds to the charm if you've ever watched an interview with them before. It's almost as if they're playing themselves in the film. These guys are really friends, and they really banter back-and-forth with one another.

Like all trilogies, this film has the benefit of capitalizing on what the audience already knows this crew is capable of. There is little to no character development necessary. They can even by-pass the necessary time and elements of setting up the big score.

O 13's only failure is that it plays out very predictably from the beginning, and despite another seemingly 'impossible job,' everything comes off flawlessly. Even when they try to misdirect with the occasional snag, it barely seems to interrupt their progress at all. Consider the need for a $30 million piece of equipment that resides in France. You blink, and they have it. And they still appear to be right on schedule. Some of their ploys even seem rudimentary: Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) enters a faux-bidding war with head bad guy, Willie Bank (Al Pacino), over a new casino game and Bank bites hard; Basher (Don Cheadle) impersonates a motorcycle stunt-man to distract Willie Bank when the only real threat to their scheme arises; and the ol' diamond switch-a-roo... well, let's just say that was as predictable as the sunrise.

Everyone knows what's going to happen and that's okay. No one expects a Sixth Sense ending. They expect to see a cool crew of dapper lads do what they do best, and that's where Ocean's 13 delivers.

Steven Soderbergh (director) is well on form, creating as cool an atmosphere as he's done since Out of Sight or Traffic.

McRating: 7.5

(I've also seen Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, but I'm not going to rate or review films that gross $400 million and everyone goes to see twice)

Angels On Top (for now)

The Angels have been playing great baseball in June and have been awarded the top spot in the ESPN Baseball Power Rankings this week. They may not carry the best record in baseball (2nd best actually), but they've been among the hottest teams of the past couple of weeks. Now if they can just avoid the ESPN #1 curse. They're the third team in three weeks to adorn the top of the list, and both prior teams (Red Sox, Padres) went on a skid after being proclaimed #1.

Go LAAoA - Beat LA!

Tuesday 12 June 2007

VANITY FAIR: The Africa Issue

I'm not usually one to pimp periodicals, but the July issue of Vanity Fair is definitely worth picking up. The tough part will be deciding which one to pick up. Twenty-one people put their famous faces on 20 different covers, all shot by world famous photographer, Annie Leibovitz. Cover celebs include: Bono, Muhammad Ali, Maya Angelou, George W. Bush, George Clooney, Bill Gates, Djimon Hounsou, Jay-Z, Madonna, Brad Pitt, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Oprah Winfrey and more.
This special edition is guest-edited by Bono himself, who asserts that if he weren't in music, he'd be a journalist. The issue touches on all the main issues surrounding Africa today: poverty, AIDS and politics, as well as personal accounts from several active celebrities. Jeffrey Sach's $200 Billion Dream about the eradication of poverty in Africa is particularly compelling and poignant.
Prepare to be inspired and moved to participate in a global effort to repay what population geneticists call "humanity's first home."

VANITY FAIR: The Africa Issue - on newsstands now.

Monday 11 June 2007

West End Festival 2007

Byres Road: Body 2 Body

Yesterday marked the launch of the 2007 Glasgow West End Festival, the city's largest and most popular event. The festival is a two-week long celebration of music, theater, film, dance and comedy.
Byres Road turns into a pedestrian street party, crammed to capacity with people, pets, strollers, hot dog/hamburger peddlers, outdoor stages, musicians, guided walks, talks and lastly, a parade.
Gabrielle strapped securely to my back, we ventured together into the malaise and moshed our way up and down Byres Road. Jasheen played it smart and stayed in w/ Isabelle (we're learning). It was a fantastic experience seeing the city come together like it did. Being out in the crowd where all the people are... Gabrielle and I were right in our element.
We saw some pretty wild things: men on stilts, clowns, a big herd of dancing bananas, transvestites, etc. But maybe the most interesting thing I saw was a scuffle between a Chinese man and some meditating Buddhist monks. As several monks were meditating (on display), a young Chinese man stormed their booth and gathered up as much of their propaganda as he could. Arms filled with Chinese pamphlets and an incensed look on his face, the man tried to break free from the grasp of a few monks. That's what was so interesting... the image of a Buddhist monk physically restraining a man was just... mystifying. I wish I'd snapped a photo. Commonly, monks are awash with humility and serenity - images of contrite postures of meditation come to mind. And of course, the immortalized photo of Thich Quang Duc burning himself in protest of the Vietnam war is an image easily associated with Buddhist monks. Which is why this image of a physical altercation was so baffling. It's just one of those things that takes time to wrap your mind around.
All that to say, we saw some wild and crazy things at the West End Festival yesterday. It may not be the greatest show on earth, but it always provides interesting experiences and imagery.

Friday 8 June 2007

Thursday 7 June 2007

Anaheim: Sports' Hallowed Ground?

Is there a tear in the time/space continuum? A parallel universe, perhaps; a self-contained separate reality coexisting with our own? I only ask because of the strange events afoot in the general area of Anaheim, California. I grew up in the shadow of Anaheim Stadium - that's what it was called before it was dubbed, Angel Stadium of Anaheim, and even before it was temporarily called Edison International Field of Anaheim. I watched The Pond being constructed - when it was known as, The Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim, and is now referred to as The Honda Center.
The sports gods have focused their favor directly on the area containing those two venues. The Ducks of Anaheim are on the verge of introducing Lord Stanley's cup to southern California, and the Angels are playing some of the best baseball in the land. Despite their 2002 success winning the World Series, the Angels have rarely been the focus of such success. And never have the collective fans of Orange County had so much to be excited about.
The Angels are off to their best start in franchise history and the Ducks are one win away from hoisting Hockey's holy grail. I'm not even on the continent and I can feel the electricity surging through Anaheim.

Strange things, indeed, are afoot in the home best known for it's universally famous Mouse.

Go Angels!
Go Ducks!

Monday 4 June 2007

A Seaside Adventure

It's been three-and-a-half years since my last visit to the quaint, seaside village of Millport on the Isle of Cumbrae. Surprisingly, very little has changed at all. There is still very little to do (especially if the weather is poor) other than cycle 12 miles around the island.
This visit was with the Lauderdale Park Association, a community group from Hyndland (a small neighborhood in Glasgow's west end). We were invited to join a group of 60+ on a day-trip out to Millport - we probably should have been somewhat concerned when we showed up with the two youngest children on the trip.
High winds and scattered showers made for a full day getting acquainted with two of Millport's four pubs - the two most child-friendly ones. Patrick, Jasheen, Gabrielle, Isabelle and I took an hour-and-a-half tour bus journey to an island off the west coast of Scotland to hang out in a couple of pubs. Well, at least it was good family time... sort of. Due to the excessive traveling (bus, ferry, stroller, etc.), Isabelle missed her scheduled feeds and naps and by 3:00pm she was wrecked. There was no consoling her so Jasheen opted to get a lift home from one of the women that had driven herself. Jasheen and Isabelle left early and Patch, Gaby and I stayed on.
It wasn't a total loss, looking back. We engaged in much more conversation with some friends and new friends than we would have done had the weather been better. I got to share a bit more about what we're doing in Scotland. I love the conversational pause that occurs when I say that I'm a minister of religion. It's important to detail the "religion" part of my title as "ministers" here generally refer to parliament. Typically, the conversation doesn't appear to change on the surface, but there is usually a brief gaze from other people as they mentally retrace their words and actions of the day, wondering if they've "sinned" in the presence of a minister. I don't allow this mental pause to linger for long, usually adding, "Not that kind of minister." Meaning, I'm not the pastor of a church.
Following this kind of revelation there is usually either a radical change in dynamic for the remainder of the conversation, or people instantly feel like they can 'talk' to you - share their thoughts, questions, problems, etc. I think a little of both happened on Saturday.

All in all, it was a productive trip, despite the undesirable conditions. Relationships were made and strengthened. And we learned the valuable lesson that we're not quite ready for a full-day excursion with our 20-month-old and our 11-week-old.

Word to the Millport-bound: Bring your golf clubs or your bike (or rent one). Go when the weather is nice. Leave your small children behind.

Sunday 3 June 2007

What did he just say?

He's as hard to understand when he speaks as he is when he sings.
Rob Zombie, on his (non)remake of John Carpenter's Halloween:

"The only reason I said I would do it was because I thought I came up with a way to do it. I didn't just do it to do it; I only did it because I feel like I really had a way to do it."

Awesome, Rob! Just Do It™

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